Thursday, September 19, 2013

Speak like a Pirate Day:

This day be "Speak Like a Scurvy Pirate Day",so here's a message fer ye: 

Our country be fucked so long as bat shit-barnacles kookoo bananas Republicans can hold it hostage to push their nutty agenda. 'Tis the hour to shout that be all I can take be that be all I can take. Cruz, Lee 'n Paul be in th' hip pocket 'o th' corporate elites, 'n they don't gift a rat's ass 'bout th' people 'o America. Th' be no better that th' excrement I scrape 'o me boots after a long voyage.

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