Happy Mother's Day all you Mothers!

Some drivers are real turkeys!

 Okay, I know I live in California, which is an unusual place, and in Northern California at that---which is the more edgy part of the Golden State. But when I saw this sight in the Safeway parking lot in Fort Bragg, I was mystified . . . and charmed!

As you can see, many folks got out their photographic devices, and Mr. Turkey just watched with a slightly bored air. It was awesome, and made me remember why I love living here.

Quote for the Day (In a Division By Himself Division)

Have you ever noticed that anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

Editing needed at the traffic sign department

. . . . to be followed, no doubt, with a dry hump.

Thanks, Weird Al

This is just so silly that it is cool! Weird Al is an fuckin' INSTITUTION!!!

Isn't It?

A message to the Supreme Court:

"Carol of the Brains" — A Zombie Christmas parody by Not Literally Productions

Ah, Xmas. Lights and carols and . . . zombies?



(Via Not Literally Productions)

Happy Thanksgiving!

(via Savage Chickens)

Well into my late 50s . . . . (61)

Today is my birthday, which doesn't trip me out as much as it does some people. I got this card from my wife:

Via Leanin' Tree

THAT started my day with a laugh! Ah, getting older. It's not for wimps!

"Even bat shit insane has its own rules . . . ."

Hostage negotiation with the Republicans, Daily Show style.

Speak like a Pirate Day:

This day be "Speak Like a Scurvy Pirate Day",so here's a message fer ye: 

Our country be fucked so long as bat shit-barnacles kookoo bananas Republicans can hold it hostage to push their nutty agenda. 'Tis the hour to shout that be all I can take be that be all I can take. Cruz, Lee 'n Paul be in th' hip pocket 'o th' corporate elites, 'n they don't gift a rat's ass 'bout th' people 'o America. Th' be no better that th' excrement I scrape 'o me boots after a long voyage.

There are advantages to making America a dictatorship . . . .

Via Ameriblog

Quote for the Day (Comic Genius Division)

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

R. I. P., Mr. Winters. (Another of my influences from a very young age.)

Just to piss off the gun nuts:

(Via Funny or Die):

Cold Dead Hand with Jim Carrey from Jim Carrey      

A question of branding . . . .

Jon Stewart on Fox Spews' meltdown

Priceless!

“What an incredible story to tell yourselves,” Stewart said. “We would’ve won if it weren’t for the moral failings of the non-real America. Fox lost because last night, minorities, who feel entitled to things, came and took the country away form the self-sufficient, white, Medicare retirees and upper class tax avoidance experts — or, as they’re also known, your audience.”

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Quote for the Day (Winging It Division)

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it! ~ 

Jonathan

Winters

Samuel Jackson tells you Obama supporters to "Wake the fuck up" . . . .

 . . . . as only he can.

(Via Talking Points Memo)

This poster makes marriage equality easy for everyone to understand:

Quote for the Day (O.D.ed Comedian Division)

Every day people are straying away from the church 

and going back to God. - LENNY BRUCE