Thou shalt not suffer a wizard to teach!

(Via Tampa Bays Local News)

Substitute teacher Jim Piculas does a 30-second magic trick where a toothpick disappears then reappears.

But after performing it in front of a classroom at Rushe Middle School in Land 'O Lakes, Piculas said his job did a disappearing act of its own.

"I get a call the middle of the day from the supervisor of substitute teachers. He says, 'Jim, we have a huge issue. You can't take any more assignments. You need to come in right away,'" he said.

When Piculas went in, he learned his little magic trick cast a spell that went much farther than he'd hoped.

"I said, 'Well Pat, can you explain this to me?' 'You've been accused of wizardry,' [he said]. Wizardry?" he asked.

(SNIP)

After the magic trick, Rushe's principal requested Piculas be dismissed. Now, Piculas believes the incident may have bewitched his ability to get a job anywhere else.

"I still have no idea what my discipline involves because I've never received anything from the school district actually saying what it entails," said Piculas.

As a substitute teacher, the Pasco County School District considers Piculas to be an "at will employee." That means the district doesn't need to have cause for not bringing him back at all.

Gee, it's hard to know what to say about something like this. It almost seems too weird to be real, like some sort of urban legend. Is this school in Florida REALLY this bat shit crazy dumb? If the teacher had pulled a rabbit out of a hat would they have burned him at the stake? Do they believe he actually made the toothpick disappear? Sent it to another dimension or something?

These are such funny times . . . .