Proof Rush Limbaugh is NOT a big dick

(CBS4 News) WEST PALM BEACH Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh was detained at Palm Beach International Airport for the possible possession of illegal prescription drugs Monday evening.

Limbaugh was returning on a flight from the Dominican Republic when customs officials found a Viagra prescription that did not bear his name. Instead, the bottle of pills had the names of two doctors on it according to the Palm Beach Sheriff's Office.

U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents examined the 55-year-old's luggage after his private plane landed at the airport from the Dominican Republic. The matter was then turned over to the Sheriff's Office. Investigators seized the drugs - used to treat erectile dysfunction - from Limbaugh.

It's not that this is happening at all, which is just the sorry tale of a drug addict who can't control his behavior (no big news there), but it is the hypocrisy of this jerk who says all law offenders should be punished severely, and then wants little slaps on the wrist himself when he is caught with his fingers in the cookie jar.

Of course, the real embarrassing thing for Mr. Limbaugh is that this paragon of conservative manhood was caught with Viagra. Hanging paper to get oxycontin is one thing, but breaking the law to get a woody . . . man, that's desperation.

Rush, I hope you have found a Higher Power in whatever rehab you went through, 'cause you better start asking for forgiveness NOW!