Pirate Name, Anyone?

I got my pirate name at the pirate name generator site. While it's not quite "Talk Like a Pirate Day", no time like the present for a little fun:

My pirate name is:

Dirty Tom Kidd

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.