Pat Robertson: Utter Shithead

(via Talking Points Memo)

The Rev. Pat Robertson said Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon was punished by God for dividing the Land of Israel.

Speaking on the "“700 Club"” on Thursday, Robertson suggested that Sharon, who is currently in an induced coma following a massive stroke and cerebral hemorrhage, and former Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin, assassinated by an Israeli extremist in 1995, were being treated harshly by God for dividing Israel.

"“He was dividing God'’s land,"” Robertson said. "“And I would say, '‘Woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the E.U., the United Nations or the United States of America.'’ God says, '‘This land belongs to me. You better leave it alone.'’ "

Ah, you can always count on Pat Robertson to be the calm voice of reason in any situation.

Seriously, though, what is the relation of how pissed off God is with you to the illness you get?

Headache = watch it, buster . . .
Hemmoroids = I'm warning you . . .
Cancer = You've done it now!